This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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