Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I think my vagina is haunted
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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