was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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