Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
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You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
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Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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