put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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