i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
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my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
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If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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