okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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