so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
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My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
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Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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