If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
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Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
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At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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