he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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