White coat. Heels.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
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Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
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How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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