If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
im holly from the hills drunk
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
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You know, be my cock's hype man.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
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I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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