All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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