i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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