Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
He felt like a one man threesome
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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