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(831): View more from California

I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."

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Does God suck his dick?

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(949): View more from California

I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.

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(616): View more from Michigan

he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".

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(205): View more from Alabama

Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.

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(217): View more from Illinois

Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.

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(314): View more from Missouri

I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments

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(513): View more from Ohio

Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs

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(973): View more from New Jersey

MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead

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