well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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