I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
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