Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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