Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Found your dick twin last night
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We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
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Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I wear drunk well.
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