No, you can still breathe under the balls.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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