oh god the rape fog is back!
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
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