i think my tv is drunk
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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