Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
It's Friday. Sex?
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
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Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
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I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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