When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Randomize
