i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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