hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
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No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
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Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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