fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
there's paper in my vomit.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
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i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
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I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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