Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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