I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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