This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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