i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
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I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
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Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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