You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
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Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
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He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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