She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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