Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
We got so high we made milksteak
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
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I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
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I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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