ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
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She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
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Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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