omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
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the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
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Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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