is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Welp...herpes.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
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Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
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And then my night got REAL pukey
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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