Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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