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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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