at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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