marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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