im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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