i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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