i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
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Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
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Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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