My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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