I think i sorta joined a cult last night
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
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So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
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He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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