did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
and eventually we just all took our pants off
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
