we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
drinking out of a sandbucket again
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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