Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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