at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
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There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
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Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Holy sore nipples Batman
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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