she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Randomize
