i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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